SCAN COMPLETE
rhinopm.com
🔥 Website Scan · Score 92/100
Scanned on December 19, 2025 at 04:57 PM
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92
/100
Pretty solid. Minor tweaks needed.
Load Time
3.20s
HTML Size
400KB
Scripts
51
external
Images
64
Links
105
performance
60
/100
seo
100
/100
accessibility
100
/100
bestPractices
100
/100
mobile
100
/100
security
10
/100
images
70
/100
ssl
100
/100
schema
100
/100
seoEssentials
90
/100
performanceDeep
75
/100
thirdParty
70
/100
mobileReady
100
/100
privacy
100
/100
The Roast 🔥
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3.2s load time? I've seen dial-up connections faster than this.
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Security grade F. Your site is a hacker's playground.
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WordPress detected. At least 37 plugins and counting, right?
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No CDN detected. Users in Australia are still waiting for your site to load.
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51 third-party scripts. Your site is basically a tracking pixel with content attached.
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Performance score of 60/100 is embarrassingly low for a web design agency's own site - this screams hypocrisy when they sell web services
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The HTML snippet shows a ClickCease script loading async in the head, which could be blocking rendering and contributing to poor performance
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The H1 'THE Web Design & Digital Marketing Experts' is grammatically awkward and lacks proper punctuation - unprofessional for a marketing agency
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The meta viewport includes 'maximum-scale=5, user-scalable=yes' which is unnecessary and could cause zooming issues on mobile devices
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The site uses Yoast SEO plugin but the performance issues undermine any SEO benefits - you can't rank well with slow loading times
The Fix 🛠️
Add Content-Security-Policy security header▶ Show how to fix
Add HTTP security header▶ Show how to fix
Add X-Frame-Options security header▶ Show how to fix
Fix the performance issues immediately: Run Lighthouse audit, identify specific bottlenecks (likely render-blocking scripts and unoptimized images), and implement lazy loading, script deferral, and image optimization▶ Show how to fix
Remove or properly implement the ClickCease script: Either move it to the footer or use proper async/defer attributes to prevent render blocking▶ Show how to fix
Rewrite the H1 to something professional like 'Web Design & Digital Marketing Experts in New Orleans' - fix the capitalization and punctuation▶ Show how to fix
Simplify the viewport meta tag to just 'width=device-width, initial-scale=1' - remove the unnecessary maximum-scale and user-scalable attributes▶ Show how to fix
Audit all third-party scripts and plugins: The Yoast SEO plugin is likely bloated - consider alternatives or custom solutions that don't impact performance▶ Show how to fix
AI Deep Analysis 🤖AI
AI Summary
A web design agency with a 60/100 performance score is like a chef who can't cook - fix your own house before selling renovations to others.
Overall Quality:65/100
🔍 Key Insights
•Performance score of 60/100 is embarrassingly low for a web design agency's own site - this screams hypocrisy when they sell web services
•The HTML snippet shows a ClickCease script loading async in the head, which could be blocking rendering and contributing to poor performance
•The H1 'THE Web Design & Digital Marketing Experts' is grammatically awkward and lacks proper punctuation - unprofessional for a marketing agency
•The meta viewport includes 'maximum-scale=5, user-scalable=yes' which is unnecessary and could cause zooming issues on mobile devices
•The site uses Yoast SEO plugin but the performance issues undermine any SEO benefits - you can't rank well with slow loading times
💡 AI Recommendations
1.Fix the performance issues immediately: Run Lighthouse audit, identify specific bottlenecks (likely render-blocking scripts and unoptimized images), and implement lazy loading, script deferral, and image optimization
2.Remove or properly implement the ClickCease script: Either move it to the footer or use proper async/defer attributes to prevent render blocking
3.Rewrite the H1 to something professional like 'Web Design & Digital Marketing Experts in New Orleans' - fix the capitalization and punctuation
4.Simplify the viewport meta tag to just 'width=device-width, initial-scale=1' - remove the unnecessary maximum-scale and user-scalable attributes
5.Audit all third-party scripts and plugins: The Yoast SEO plugin is likely bloated - consider alternatives or custom solutions that don't impact performance
Generated by DeepSeek AI • Extended reasoning mode
Tech Stack 💻
CMS
WordPress
Server
Apache
Analytics
Google Analytics
Security Analysis 🔒
Security Grade
F
Security Score
10/100
Missing Security Headers
⚠️Missing Content-Security-Policy - vulnerable to XSS attacks
⚠️No HTTP Strict-Transport-Security - man-in-the-middle attacks possible
⚠️No X-Frame-Options - clickjacking attacks possible
⚠️No X-Content-Type-Options - MIME sniffing attacks possible
⚠️No Referrer-Policy - leaking sensitive URLs in referrer headers
⚠️No Permissions-Policy - browser features not restricted
Social Media 📱
Social Sharing Score
100/100
Status
✅ Good
✅
OG Title
✅
OG Description
✅
OG Image
✅
Twitter Card
Image Optimization 🖼️
Total Images
64
Missing Alt
0
Unoptimized
109
Score
70/100
WebP
0
PNG
56
JPG
7
GIF
0
SVG
1
Other
0
SSL/TLS Security 🔐
HTTPS
✅
Mixed Content
✅
HTTP Redirect
✅
Grade
A
SEO Essentials 🎯
✅
Sitemap
✅
Robots.txt
✅
Canonical
✅
Meta Desc
Title Length
42 chars
H1 Count
2
SEO Score
90/100
Structured Data 📊
Has Schema
✅
Items Found
47
Score
100/100
Types:
WebPageImageObjectBreadcrumbListWebSiteOrganizationReviewServiceLocalBusinessSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElementSiteNavigationElement
Performance Deep Dive ⚡
Compression
gzip
Caching
✅
Total Resources
145
Score
75/100
Scripts: 51 | Styles: 30 | Images: 64
Third-Party Scripts 📦
Total Scripts
51
Tracking
2
Score
70/100
Detected Domains:
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Mobile Responsiveness 📱
Viewport Tag
✅
Responsive
✅
Touch Friendly
✅
Score
100/100
Privacy & GDPR 🛡️
Cookie Notice
✅
Privacy Policy
✅
Cookie Scripts
1
Compliance Score
100/100
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